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THE DAYTONA DONG SARONG DENIM SWIM BRIEF

Product Details

  • Fits small
  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co

Description

They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. 

*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.

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"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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