When I was a young sprat, I snuck into my brother's room and found a VHS of Jaws. I learned two lessons that day: 1. Befriend a local fisherman in every shoreline town. Specifically, one that speaks in fragmented sentences and says things like, "This shark, swallow you whole." That man will keep you safe. 2. If you hear a cello while you're swimming, get the hell out of here.
Product Details
Semi-fitted, fits as expected
Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets
Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
Inseam: it's a 5-incher boys
Machine wash cold, hang dry
Don't wear with boxers
Material: 70% polyester, 20% cotton, 10% spandex
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co
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When I was a young sprat, I snuck into my brother's room and found a VHS of Jaws. I learned two lessons that day: 1. Befriend a local fisherman in every shoreline town. Specifically, one that speaks in fragmented sentences and says things like, "This shark, swallow you whole." That man will keep you safe. 2. If you hear a cello while you're swimming, get the hell out of here.
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Product Details
Semi-fitted, fits as expected
Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets
Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
