Baby, there’s a shark in the water, and it’s you. You’re gonna be lookin' like a snack in this Jaws one piece bathing suit, but the only one taking bites will be you.
You should warn the pool boy to approach at his own risk. Those faint of heart beware. You may seem docile at first, but you can not be held responsible for any physical, emotional or psychological damage incurred as a result of wearing this ladies swimsuit. Sharks need to feed, and it’s lunch time baby.