We didn’t design this Christmas patterned short suit so you could win best dressed at your company Christmas party. We designed this because the holidays are often filled with strange, awkward moments. Obnoxious cousins, smelly uncles, ex-girlfriends at the hometown bar. Sometimes a man just needs to get away. And for this reason, we bring the world a Christmas Tree camo short suit. Slip it on, stand near a tree, and treat yo’self to some gawd damn peace and quiet. You’re welcome.