The Don Juan

Green Ugly Christmas Short Suit By Opposuits

We didn’t design this Christmas green short suit so you could win best dressed at your company Christmas party. We designed this ugly sweater suit because the holidays are often filled with strange, awkward moments. Obnoxious cousins, smelly uncles, ex-girlfriends at the hometown bar. Sometimes a man just needs to get away. And for this reason, we bring the world a Christmas short suit. It's made for tropical climates 1,000 miles away from your relatives. Buy this suit, hop on a flight, and avoid all the formality. You'll thank us later.