Ahh yes, Sunday's sundae. Here's the deal - I work out regularly. I've spent more time than any human should on an elliptical. I monitor my caloric intake. This all goes to shit on Sundays. That's because I construct a colossal sundae to reward myself. It's like the Palace of Versailles made out of frozen cream. Every week it sets me back, and every week I eat it on the couch wearing nothing but these Ball Hammock®.
DEETS
- Brand: Shinesty
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle