You ever tried to slam 10 Atomic wings from Quaker Steak on an empty stomach? That's what the good people of Rough and Ready, California call the steamy-cheek, but I won't be putting my mouth anywhere near that city again. Instead, I'll be wearing a red Butt Snorkeler hat, because next time I want to feel myself go from mild to toasty it better be behind the steering wheel of SS Stern Sucker.
