The Disco Biscuits Make You Thirsty Holographic Hydration Backpack
There's only one place you're going to use this festival pack and it sure as shit ain't on a hike in the woods with the family. Which is actually not a terrible idea because in a survival situation you could use the holographic back to start a fire or signal for help. You are wearing this hydration pack to a secret Pretty Lights show in old town Maine. And It's the perfect companion to keep you "hydrated", "healthy" and ready to find your 3rd-eye chakra. Plus that holographic geo-lava on the back is so trippy you won't have to worry about earth children running into your back every 10 seconds. Trust us, we've been to Coachella.
*Disclaimer: Hydration packs are not made by Camelbak brand*