The Washington Capitals
NHL Unisex Onesie
I've never lived in DC, I don't know shit about hockey, and Russia doesn't exactly crack my top ten list of fav countries, but hot damn do I respect the hell out of Ovechkin. That has nothing to do with this Washington Capitals onesie, just had to get that off my chest. This baby comes fully loaded with beauty, brains, brawn, and a fully-functional crapper flapper. Lace 'er up, crack open an ice cold bevy, and enjoy.