Man, I really don't know a damn thing about the Dallas Stars, let alone the slightest thing about this Dallas Stars onesie. Hell, I don't even know the rules of hockey (except that you gotta fight, I like that part). But, that announcer that goes by the name of "Razor" is incredible. "Like poop through a diarrhea-infected goose", "LARCENY", "This goal is six shades of sexy", he said all those things... What a legend