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This Butt Snorkeler tank is bred for a first-date dinner cruise in Hawaii aboard the SS Bungholio. Sure, that may seem like a risky undertaking, but trust me, long walks on the beach are only as good as the deep diving that comes later on. Wearing a shirt with a giant booty on the back only underscores your intentions. We call it refining your pooper pallette. This proven methodology moves your muzzle from bow to stern in minutes.

I’ve run out of butt puns but at this point I assume you're already waist deep in wazoo back stroking harder than Senior Prom. Keep snorkeling, young blood.

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  • Brand: Buttsnorkeler
  • Snorkel mask sold separately
  • Snork-squad in paradise
  • Materials: 100% Cotton
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