If you haven't tried mixing food coloring with milk, give it a try while wearing the Heat Wave shorts. I know that's like the most classic chemistry experiment but a lot of people out there didn't get a formal education and didn't get to experience that thrill. These heat map shorts look quite similar to that feeling, except with way more feeling. I'm talking feeling like those 100 packs of crayons with a sharpener in the back. Wow, so much nostalgia I'll keep it going. Remember the Lite Bright? These trippy shorts are brighter than a fuggin' Lite Bright and that is saying a lot. The difference? My mom used to yell at me when I spent too much time on my Lite Bright but my girlfriend definitely doesn't yell at me when I wear these men's multi-colored shorts that both confuse and turn her on at the same damn time.