It doesn't matter how old you are, these grey pouch boxer briefs (or are they brown boxer briefs) make sure you never shoot a blank again. Why? It's something called the ball hammock and it lifts your boys up and out of the grundle, giving them the respect they deserve. But what would I know, I'm sterile.
Back the color aspect. Apparently some of our customers "would definitely buy these in a solid color", so we made this pair in an indistinguishable color. One of our copywriters called these grey ball hammock boxers and people freaked. When another employee named 'em brown ball hammock boxers, people freaked out harder than Lindsey Lohan did in "Freaky Friday". That lead to several rehab trips, so we played it safe and left color out of the title. Regardless, these boxers are basically streak proof.
But don't take our word for it, here's what Men's Health thinks.