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The grass is greener on the other side...except in the case of the 1978 TV movie, The Grass is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank. In this scenario, the grass is greener when you're in some shit. But, please, don't think that shitting yourself will improve any situation you're in. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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