You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo waffle with peanut butter and oj straight out of the bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to be rich to look rich. Everything you see is an elaborate ruse. Slip into this jacquard women's skirt and red carpets will roll out in front of you, champagne will flow, and beautiful people will swoon at your presence. Enjoy the perks that come with looking really really ridiculously good looking, you deserve it.