The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.
DEETS
- Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
- Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
- Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
- Brand: Shinesty