Before we tell you about these gator pouch boxers, let me get a little Nat Geo on your ass.
The Everglades is an interesting place, home to millions of endangered species (give or take a few hundred thousand), inhabited by the strangest of humans and filled with pre-historic sized bugs. In fact, the swamp breathes life and provides a home and clean water source for millions (end Nat Geo spiel).
Unfortunately, your twig and berries don't thrive in swampy climates, so we designed a dry, swamp free home for your gator and eggs. Introducing the Croc-O-Dong gator print ball hammock® boxer briefs, the only pouch boxers that will make your croc look colossal. Plus they've got a bonafide ball pouch that's like a nest for your nuggets and Micromodal technology that'll keep you dryer than an airboat on dry land.