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Get the most binge-able bulge in all of the seven kingdoms with our Game of Bones set. Each pair dedicated to a sigil of your favorite (or most hated) families on television. The mighty stag, a sign that a hammer is about to drop full of phallic fury; a vicious wolf for the toughest sons of bitches in the North; a one-eyed dragon: protector of packages, destroyer of damp dicks, and breaker of chafes; and finally,  a majestic lion for all who desire to die at 80 with a belly full of wine and a get it.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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