You might think that this vintage floral turtleneck is meant for the mountains of Aspen, but it’s true origins are that of an “alternate” form of skiing deep in the heart of 1980s Miami. After touching down in the Everglades via their Titan Cessna, a few of Escobar’s homies were surprised by a brisk 60 degree South Florida evening. It was said that after a couple of very aggressive phone calls, they were presented with these floral garbs in which they proceeded to complete 60 million in sales. Driving down the streets in a white 1982 Ferrari 303 GTB convertible, these illustrious business-men closed deals with the biggest names in Miami, all while pounding a multitude of sweet, sweet mojitos. If you’re looking to bring a lil bit of Miami’s kinda snow to the mountains this year, get yourself a fuggin’ vintage turtleneck fit for a drug kingpin with 3 X-Games gold medals (this is that turtleneck).