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  • Material: PVC
  • Thickness: 0.3mm




Remember the good ole days, when life was simpler? A man used to be able to impress a woman simply with his dashing good looks, his charming wit, or his trust fund. Those days are long gone. In todays Instagram-obsessed-Snap-story world, a man is judged not by the content of his character but by the size of his pool float. We dont like this world, but we live in it. So here you go. The biggest pool floats known to man. This particular one is of a pink flamingo. Go wild, get the likes, and ponder the meaninglessness of your life. 

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