If we get one more email about making a pair of Tropical Flamingo Swim Trunks we’re calling it quits. We get it, our entire customer base is addicted to shrimp and has an affinity for these crustacean fueled nightmares. Our investors wanted us to call it the “Single and Ready to Flamingle”, and while we agree that’s a fantastic name it’s too damn long so we had to resort to the Shrimp Lovers. I know, it’s certainly a lost opportunity but you’ll forget about it in no time while you’re lounging on your lawn in your new blue and pink swim trunks and dipping your shrimp in the pockets you’ve carefully poured full of cocktail sauce. Now you can finally live out your dreams of standing on one leg and let that shrimp take its toll on your cholesterol levels, in style.