When you put this printed fleece on, a few things will happen. One, you'll start hallucinating, but from experience (I mean...from what I've read on Wikipedia), peyote isn't addictive. We'd like to say this product was grown in a desolate desert on the border of Texas and Meh-hee-co, but it wasn't. It was probably made in a factory by thousands of pigmy alpacas, trying to replicate their softness. Yeah, it's that soft.

*The effects of this fleece will vary from subject to subject.