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The Denim Dong Protectors are the only denim boxers that will play a full 60 minutes there bud. There's a reason these ball pouch boxers are nicknamed the Canadian Tuxedo - because it's where your good buds will sit from here on out. Why?

These denim pouch boxers have a bonafide ball hammock that will hold your hockey pucks better than any Bauer hockey stick. Plus, they're made with ultrasoft Micromodal material that's softer than even da most luscious lettuce in the great white North. 

Did we mention the denim there bud? It'll go well with your Tim Horton's in the morning and better with a cold Molson at night. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co


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