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MADE IN THE USA.

Why denim swimwear, you ask? Because wearing your actual jeans-turned-swimsuit to the trailer park's communal above-ground pool, while a fashion statement, is guaranteed to cause chafing. And the last thing a lady needs MORE of in the summer is chub-rub.

What your inner thighs need instead is the smooth caress of a faux-denim bikini bottom, worn with a coordinating faux-jean halter bikini top. Pair with chunky platform sandals, sunscreen, cigs, and a chilled pack o' Zima Clearmalt coolers.

 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Material: 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex, 100% Awesome. 
  • Removable pad to help lift and enhance the girls
  • Fully lined top and bottom
  • Strappy back with secure hook to keep the girls from comin' unleashed
  • Rouched back bottoms with sexy rexy side strap detail 
  • Made and designed in the USA
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