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  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


What we've got here is your standard issue men’s animal underwear combo pack, and with it let me give you some advice: don't make the mistake of buying a puppy senior year of college only to have it shit all over your carpet, cause social chaos amongst 7 disparate roommates and ultimately drain your life savings. Instead, simply invest in what keeps your nuts groomed and out of the grundle. Trust me, any girl will pet a pup, but when things hit the bedroom, nobody's messing with a dirty dachshund.

Oh yeah, there's also a green pair that makes your Huevos and cucumber Christmas ready.


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"The boxer briefs cradle his
balls as good as my mouth does"

Nicole J.

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