Dumps. They're a part of nature and a part of us. Some mornings the dumps are bigger than other dumps, or coffee induced to the core. But the best thing about dumps is that they don't discriminate against race, religion, what you ate for 4th lunch or how many beers settled in your stomach. If Mother Nature wants to take a dump, then by god she's gonna give us the biggest dump of snow we've ever seen and we're going to ride it like the rawhide rear of a Gipsy white thoroughbred.
So strap on a grey and black beanie that lets the world know what you love. Because what you love is big fat dumps.