The Postmodern Pleasures
Christmas Hammer Pants
The man who designed these Christmas hammer pants cannot be named, but he goes by Disco Biscuits and he's got a hankering for the holidays and full body comfort. In fact, he owns his own eucalyptus bath bomb company, and they've made a special snowflake flavor for everyone who's looking to lather themselves in cocoa butter while they slam eggnog and sit on the couch in their brand new Christmas pajama pants. We don't know how to get our hands on it, but I think Grandma does, so yes... you do have to go to her house for dinner.