If there is one thing to be known about The University of California (Cal), it’s that I applied there on my way to college, got accepted, and still decided to go to school in Boulder. That being said, I know absolutely nothing about Cal, and I hope the Golden Bears don't hate me for it. But let's keep it moving. Will this UC blazer give you the power to represent the United States at the Conference on Global Affairs? No. Will this Cal blazer guarantee a spot on the senior tour in Boca Raton? Definitely not. Will this Cal blazer (that's every variation) make you look like the most existential bad ass to ever roll down 4.0 hill? Hell yes.