THE SEA FOAM BLUES | BRIGHT BLUE BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE SEA FOAM BLUES | BRIGHT BLUE BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
My boss: "Why did you write a song for the sea form blues product description?"
Me: "The sea foam blues, the blues about sea foam. Ya know, 'I got sand and shells up my ass because I was swimming in the sea foam.' That type of stuff."
My boss: "Sea Foam Blue is the name of the boxer color you cumquat."
Me: "Oh."
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Description
My boss: "Why did you write a song for the sea form blues product description?"
Me: "The sea foam blues, the blues about sea foam. Ya know, 'I got sand and shells up my ass because I was swimming in the sea foam.' That type of stuff."
My boss: "Sea Foam Blue is the name of the boxer color you cumquat."
Me: "Oh."
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
