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My boss: "Why did you write a song for the sea form blues product description?"

Me: "The sea foam blues, the blues about sea foam. Ya know, 'I got sand and shells up my ass because I was swimming in the sea foam.' That type of stuff." 

My boss: "Sea Foam Blue is the name of the boxer color you cumquat."

Me: "Oh."

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

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