THE SEA FOAM BLUES | BRIGHT BLUE BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
My boss: "Why did you write a song for the sea form blues product description?"
Me: "The sea foam blues, the blues about sea foam. Ya know, 'I got sand and shells up my ass because I was swimming in the sea foam.' That type of stuff."
My boss: "Sea Foam Blue is the name of the boxer color you cumquat."
- Brand: Shinesty
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
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