Kids Christmas Don Juan Green Ugly Christmas Suit
The Christmas Don Juan. Every family has one. He's got the pipes of Barry White, the fashion sense of Frank Sinatra (thanks to you), and moves like Mick Jagger. He's your son and he thrives in holiday settings because you force him to. Just like you're going to force him to wear this boys green Christmas suit and not whine about.
To the onlookers, he's the poster child of children in this green sweater suit. To those who know him and know why he's wearing this green Christmas suit for kids, he's the gift schmoozer of family holiday parties that make him seem like the golden boy you've always wanted.