PEACOCKIN' PECKER | BLUE BALL HAMMOCK BOXER
Why did we put a peacock on these ball hammocks?
A. Because we thought it would be funny to say, "There's a peacock on your pecker."
B. Because someone may think about a "pee-cock" rather than a peacock.
C. Because we wanted to say cock in a product description.
D. All of the above.
It's D. All of the above.
- Brand: Shinesty
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
- Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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