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Why did we put a peacock on these ball hammocks?

A. Because we thought it would be funny to say, "There's a peacock on your pecker."

B. Because someone may think about a "pee-cock" rather than a peacock.

C. Because we wanted to say cock in a product description.

D. All of the above.

It's D. All of the above. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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