Hmmm, how to describe how you'll look in these murdered out solid black men's pants. For starters: tall, dark and handsome, even if you're short and ugly. Then powerful and brooding, like Ray Lewis in a turtleneck. Not to mention mysterious and intimidating, as if someone invited a black hole to the party. In fact, these pants are so dark, Edgar Allen Poe was too afraid to try them on. You ready to look this good?