The Shapes and Sounds Black Geometric Hawaiian Shirt

All the things you love about your local bowling alley carpet without the gum stains. Introducing the Laser Lane black geometric print Hawaiian shirt, ready and willing to bowl a clean 200 but wild enough to ditch the bowling boys for a night with Shana, the lovely lady you met in the 80's disco night bathroom. And if you couldn't tell, Cody from customer service (pictured) doesn't look like he got too high and slammed an entire tray of M&M cookies. When he's wearing this retro button-down shirt, he looks slim enough to score a clean 300 in the lanes. Buy this shirt. Look slim. Strikeout. Simple as that.