Our scientists at Shinesty World Headquarters are going pig-wild - they reached into the ass-end of a wormhole and found these sunglasses. We saw a parallel universe where hangovers don't exist, Elvis is famous for Steakhouses, and Danny Devito is President. Don't believe us? Look through the Black Holes and find out for yourself.
P.S. Hey, NASA. Suck it.
DEETS
- Revo Lenses
- Hides 100% of dark circles
- Not Oakley goggle sunglasses
- Versatile: These babies double as 80s sunglasses and ski sunglasses
- Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co.