Captain Phil and Sir-Mix-A-Lot didn’t have a lot in common. But they’d undoubtedly agree it takes years of steering through rough waters to become the totem tokus, the prince of the pooper, the captain of SS Stern Suckers. This Butt Snorkeler hat aims directly for the rear, avoiding the swells and landing right in the eye of the storm. The public may say "Nay!", but you, an experienced snorkeler, must move forward and tell those poop shooters you’re headed straight for the deep end.