The Admiral Of Ass Black Butt Snorkeler Hat
When driving your boat, The S.S. Balloon Knot, rock this black Butt Snorkeler snapback. People may make ASS-umptions about you, but pay no mind and keep snorkelin'. Florida fishermen call floating bales of ganja "square grouper," but we know your true love is the pooper. If the ship's Medical Officer asks why you have a recurring case of pink eye, smile and point up, no further explanation needed. With this Butt Snorkeler hat, one size fits most unless your name is Beldar.