The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.

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  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
  • Brand: Shinesty