There's an old saying that goes "If it ain't broke don't fix it". While you may think that only applies to my love life, it's the backbone of our company and for that reason, we're introducing the Black Acid Wash Jeado, AKA the Houston Hog Holster. Our classic Daytona Dong Sarong has nested the nuts of the likes of Dale Earnhardt, Tommy Lee Jones, and even Steve Buscemi. This denim swim brief is the mall-rat older brother who shops at Hot Topic, drinks 32 oz Monsters and has snakebite piercings. Slipknot and Whitesnake, you've met your maker.