No you're not on drugs, these teal mirrored sunglasses actually look this psychedelic. Now that I think about it, maybe you are on drugs. Hell, half of our customers are drug users & the other half are liars. Drugs aren't even taboo anymore, so we named these teal sunglasses the "The Peyote Aztec Blade Sunglasses". If you have a problem with that, keep in mind that my 99 year old Catholic grandmother is for the legalization of marijuana.