Polar Bear Shark Walrus Ball Hammock Boxer 3 Pack
I'm not even going to talk about how these ball hammock boxer briefs feel like an arctic angel gently carrying your cods to their final frozen destination because I just did. Instead, I'm going to pretend I'm David Attenborough, say nothing about this ball hammock 3 pack and narrate what I think could be the single greatest fight in animal history. Walrus. Shark. Polar Bear.
Look, listen as the mighty walrus dips in the arctic waters for his morning plunge. But he is not alone, far away, a white shark emerges from the deep waters. It's eating season for the white shark, as he moves closer to his walrus lunch. As the white shark moves in for his kill, a 3rd predator shows up at the party. The Polar bear, oh what a magnificent species.
I'm realizing now that narrating an entire fake animal fight on this product description would take up a lot of room, but those animals are all super badass and you should buy these ball pouch boxers.