THE EARLY RISERS | BARNYARD ROOSTER BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE EARLY RISERS | BARNYARD ROOSTER BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
This is 2018, and our morning wood has quickly become the rooster that wakes us up in the morning (Unless you're a farmer and actually have a rooster waking you up in the morning). So, with the help of some investigation into farmersonly.com, we realized the one thing missing from our already girthy line of ball hammock boxers was the mighty rooster.
Introducing the Early Risers red ball pouch boxer briefs, the first and only cock for your cock. Made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the morning wood fresh and a bonafide ball hammock, they'll make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle. Plus these pouch underwear will enhance your beloved bulge so when she asks to see your big cock she'll get exactly what she's looking for.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
This is 2018, and our morning wood has quickly become the rooster that wakes us up in the morning (Unless you're a farmer and actually have a rooster waking you up in the morning). So, with the help of some investigation into farmersonly.com, we realized the one thing missing from our already girthy line of ball hammock boxers was the mighty rooster.
Introducing the Early Risers red ball pouch boxer briefs, the first and only cock for your cock. Made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the morning wood fresh and a bonafide ball hammock, they'll make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle. Plus these pouch underwear will enhance your beloved bulge so when she asks to see your big cock she'll get exactly what she's looking for.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
