Aw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Bad Santas an early Merry F*ckin' Christmas. This suit does not give a shit unless there is booze involved, money to be stolen, and fornication to be had. It’s been to prison once, married twice, and has an affinity to use expletives like "f*ck-stick" in front of children.
Simply put, just by donning this Santa suit the chances of someone saying “F*ck me, Santa” increases exponentially and your liver will function like that of an 80-year old with cirrhosis.
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