These are the visor shades you want to bring home to mom but know she won't approve of. These are the shades that can pull off a "Hey Mister" in a liquor store parking lot. They're the shades that date a grade older. They play in the Pee-Wees when they should be in the Squirts. 

 What we're saying is these shades belong to those who play out of their league. They're a step above the rest and you'll have to throw them on to see for yourself.