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It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. This snake print swim brief you're looking at is the snake pit and it's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for three days - showers and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit?" The answer is MicroModal, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second-softest place you can put your junk.

You don't know the sensation of the hog hammock yet, but we'll equate it to having your boys gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm with these snake boxer briefs 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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