What do a puppy, boa constrictor, and an eagle have in common? They all live on the ground, aside from the eagle. What do America's greatest technological innovations have in common? They all keep you primed and protected, and they all come in packs. We're talking Trojan Condoms, 30 racks of Pabst Blue Ribbon and animal print Ball Hammock boxer briefs 3 packs.
Enter a 3-way combination of boxers more Americanized than Chipotle, so you can keep your nuggets nestled all-day, every day even if the SWASS factory tries to sneak its way past the bush. Beer, condoms, and scrotal serenity. What more could you ask for?