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We know what you're thinking. "How I get my freedom parts out of that American flag ski onesie if I need to go?" We can't say for certain, but it has a deep zippered front to help whip it out in a jiff. Gals, we still don't feel comfortable recommending that for you...but guys, you're welcome.

Oh, it's cold out? Well, this is one full-body, fleece-lined heating pad that goes up to 11. It kinda feels like a thousand alpacas massaging every inch of you.

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  • Interior: polar fleece with stash pockets
  • Ski Boot Cuffs: yeah, how else you gonna keep snow out of 'em?
  • Insulated: chyeah
  • Seams: Fully taped seams
  • Waterproof: 5000 mm
  • Breathability: 5000 mm
  • Sex: early and often
  • Male model is wearing size M.
  • Female model is wearing size XS. 
  • Brand: Willyfinder
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