Know what brings us down? Communists of every make and model, especially those who despiseåÊAmerican flag bandanas. Know what brings us up? The embodiment of an American flag waving in the wind that you can use to tell others around you "I'm wearing what inspired F. Scott Key to write the star spangled banner while weåÊkicked some HMS [insert British ship name we destroyed with red rockets bursting in air] ass." It's got red, white and blue printed all over it,åÊwhat more could you possibly need to know? Oh, it's synthetic...so it'll last a lifetime.