Pops always said, "you gotta dress like you wanna blow the roof off that popsicle stand." And it took me a while to realize that he was talking about getting a pair of these red, white and blue 90s sunglasses. I'm just lucky we're in the age of opportunity and can throw the next generation right back to the glory days of retro mirrored sunglasses, nose beers and sexy time. Lot's of sexy time.