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As seen on Chicago Cubs players celebrating the first Cubs National League pennant in 71 years. 

We were inspired to create these faux-denim swim briefs when we saw some country boy rocking out at a Florida Georgia Line concert, hammered off of Four Lokos in Daytona. The chap was wearing jorts that were way too short - borderline undies. As people flocked away, we knew he was onto something. The Assid Washers Daytona Dong Sarong was born. You'll get all the benefits of wearing jorts without all of the chafing that comes with it. 


Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co


Chafe-less Denim is Here.
It’s time to break-up with Gold Bond.
The only thing sexier than ‘LeBron Chalk Tossing’
your b-hole is literally anything else.


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