It's my distinct honor to present you with The Man Eater, a women's 80s print retro patterned ski suit inspired by a period in your mother's life that was decidedly less monogamous. You may be thinking, "Bullshit Shinesty, my mom lost her virginity to dad." Don't kid yourself girl. Before she met Jim (who is a saint), your mom was spending more time in ski town hot tubs than you could shake a stick at. But I digress. Slip this baby on, make sure everyone around you knows you are the best skier on the mountain, and proceed to send it all the way down to Belly Up. Make us proud out there.