Mouthpiece extraordinaire Nelly once said "I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold" but grillz are ridiculously expensive, I've only got time to put tin foil in my teeth and pop on some gold retro sunglasses. 

Fortunately, your eyeballs are free and the closest thing to your teeth, so protect 'em like you protect your goldenrod with these gold mirrored Pit Viper sunglasses. 24k gold to match your fake Rolex and mirror lens for your girlfriend to look at herself. These shades weren’t made for everyone, but they were made for you. Divide and conquer, you beautiful bougie bad ass.